Friday, November 03, 2006

Eyes Without a Face Outside Houses of Parliament


Britain's privacy monitor (were there only such a thing in America!) revisits his prognostication that merry olde England was in "danger of sleepwalking into a surveillance society": apparently the federal somnambulist now recognizes the folk "are in fact waking up to a surveillance society that is already all around us." Please pass the ambien, Mr. Huxley.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The fifth dimension of hype



The forthcoming topics will be hyped in reverse time:

Agamemnon's death mask
Alex, his droogs, and milkplus
•Antique cartoon rabbits
•Apocalypse of the gluttons
•Blancmanges and creeping puddings in progress
Bokassa, Pol Pot and other dictators
•Canyon de Chelly, plus images of famous Indian chiefs
•Citrus fruits
•Colossal squid and beached whales
Dealers in charms and spells
•Demons and devils (assorted)
•Effects of salad consumption
Flapdragons and hogsheads
Gorgons, apparitions of
Hamlet, apparitions of
Padang food
Kalketrappes
•Rancho Cucamonga
Seven salted piglets
The Earl of Sandwich
The Prisoner (ephemera)
•Simple Simon and the pieman
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space
•Words that sound like "droog"

Make the fat children fatter


Take them to McDonald's and get them a toy Hummer, it will only increase their devotion to the supersize lifestyle—no matter what the price!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Britain Underrated Threat Before July Attacks


British counterterrorism agencies failed to understand the "development of the homegrown threat and the radicalization of British citizens" before the four bombings in London last July, the New York Times reports: Publication of the reports failed to silence calls among Muslim groups and among survivors and some relatives of the dead for a public inquiry. John Reid, the newly appointed home secretary, rejected calls for public hearings, saying they would distract counterterrorism agencies from their work. If Reid, shown here leaving the Houses of Parliament, had spent even a few minutes wandering around Brick Lane in London's East End with his eyes open prior to last July 7, he might have learned a thing or two about homegrown insurgents. On the other hand, the only reason he is Home Secretary today is due to the present regime's gross ineptitude.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

L'histoire de Bonnie & Clyde

Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot, 1967

Friday, January 20, 2006

Whale swims by the Houses of Parliament


A curious oddity, a whale swimming in the River Thames past the Houses of Parliament. Unfortunately, this poor whale died after rescue workers moved it to a rusting salvage barge in an effort to release it in the open sea.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Eyes outside Houses of Parliament


It is said the average Londoner is captured on camera 300 times daily. One assumes cameras have captured the monsters responsible for these attacks and can only hope they will be swiftly apprehended.

7/7/05


We are all Londoners now. The sickening reality of the 21st century strikes swinging London. Over 2,000 years of history on the Island of the Mighty, from Roman times to the age of heroic chivalry, the Domesday Book, the Magna Carta, Shakespeare's stage (and thousands of other important events not yet chronicled on this blog) mean nothing to the twisted evildoers who seek to alter foreign policy through explosive devices. Or will these fresh rescruits be satisfied with nothing less than the destruction of Western civilization?

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Communal hairbrushes and combs nixed in Houses of Parliament



British lawmakers nit-picking

Shared combs and brushes have been banned from Britain's lower House of Commons in a bid to thwart headlice, a newspaper said. The Sun reported that communal hairbrushes and combs were being axed under health and safety regulations. The sweeping new rules were also intended to halt the threat of blood-borne diseases like AIDS being spread.

Combs and brushes have been provided in the washrooms for centuries so lawmakers can smarten up before meeting visitors or entering the chamber. The move has left some members itching with fury. "Health and safety have run riot. It's lunacy," raged main opposition Conservative lawmaker Anthony Steen.

Speaker Michael Martin soothed fears the days of well-coiffed members were over. "MPs can bring in their own combs," he said. Nick Harvey from the smaller opposition Liberal Democrats also brushed off the complaints. "There have been no reported cases of communicable diseases or infestations relating to the use of communal combs and hairbrushes in members' washrooms over the last 10 years. "The risk of anything being spread was low - but it did exist. "Nothing would ever have tempted me to use these objects," he added.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

V for Vendetta seen in front of the Houses of Parliament


A subtle reminder that Guy Fawkes was certainly a nasty fellow: at the trial at Westminster "for High-Treason, being Conspirators in the Gunpowder-Plot" 27 Jan. 1605, he and co-conspirators traitorously amongst themselves did conclude and agree, with Gunpowder, as it were with one Blast, suddenly, traitorously and barbarously to blow up and tear in pieces our said Sovereign Lord the King, the excellent, virtuous and gracious Queen Anne, his dearest Wife, the most noble Prince Henry, their eldest Son, and future Hope and Joy of England; and the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, the Reverend Judges of the Realm, the Knights, Citizens and Burgesses of Parliament, and divers other faithful Subjects and Servants of the King in the said Parliament, for the Causes aforesaid, to be assembled in the House of Parliament; and all them, without any respect of Majesty, Dignity, Degree, Sex, Age or Place, most barbarously, and more than beastly, traitorously and suddenly to destroy and swallow up.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Big Ben stops ticking

LONDON (AP) - Big Ben, the landmark London clock renowned for its accuracy and chimes, stopped ticking for 90 minutes, an engineer said Saturday.
Officials do not know why the 147-year-old clock on the banks of the River Thames stopped at 10:07 p.m. Friday. It resumed keeping time, but stalled again at 10:20 p.m. and remained still for about 90 minutes before starting up again, a spokeswoman for the House of Commons said on condition of anonymity, citing government policy.
There has been speculation a recent spell of hot weather may have been to blame. Temperatures in London reached 90 Saturday, and forecasters called it England's hottest day in May since 1953.
Big Ben, which is operated by the Palace of Westminster, survived attacks by German Luftwaffe bombers during World War II, continuing to mark the time to within 1 1/2 seconds of Greenwich Mean Time.
However, the clock has experienced occasional problems.
In 1962, snow caused the clock to ring in the New Year 10 minutes late. In 1976, the clock stopped when a piece of its machinery broke. Big Ben also stopped on April 30, 1997, and once more three weeks later.
Big Ben is actually the clock's 13-ton bell, which was named after Sir Benjamin Hall, the British commissioner of works at the time the clock was built.
The official name for the Gothic tower holding Big Ben is St. Stephen's Tower. Standing 315 feet tall, it was completed in 1858 after an 1834 fire destroyed most of the Palace of Westminster.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Domo-Kun now an iPod case




Shocking indeed...Domo-Kun has become an iPod case...NHK bs2 must be wondering....also his friend Usajii the rabbit

Patriot Act Stamps


Secret Service reportedly very unhappy about these stamps.

Hippopotamus poison


Quite possibly the greatest threat to the welfare of humanity!

Paper Shredding Solutions

With all the recent talk about paper shredding solutions, Mr. Fresh would like to share his own recipe for receipt soup, developed in February 2004. Directions:



Add freshly shredded paper to pot, cover with water, then boil 20 minutes.



Cook your receipt soup until desired consistency is reached. You can drain your soup in a colander, form into a ball, then let dry. The possibilities are endless! For example, you can spray-paint your receipt soup balls and sell to art galleries.

Regeneration



The Doctor regenerates in front of Rose's eyes and looks mysteriously like David Tennant.

Tardis

No journal would be complete without a gratuitous entry on the Tardis:



Gratuitous video clip of Tardis disappearing before being struck by a fireball.

The new Doctor did not like his job so there will be a new new Doctor.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Earl of Sandwich

The 11th Earl of Sandwich and his son Orlando Montagu (seen in front of the House of Lords):


Father and son Orlando photographed in Orlando (FL). Hmmm....

Dueling teacups

It should be noted the Earl of Sandwich's teacup (above) bears remarkable similarity to Lady Penelope's teacup:

Also seen near the Houses of Parliament

International Rescue was also recently spotted touching down near the Houses of Parliament:


Number Two was seen driving his Lotus at high speed into an underground garage located at Abingdon Road, just off the Houses of Parliament:

Here Number Two is seen standing near the Houses of Parliament and also driving his Lotus near Buckingham Palace:

Dealers in charms and spells


In 1920 Lord Ronaldshay took this photo; his absorbing 1923 book Lands of the Thunderbolt: Sikkim, Chumbi & Bhutan (1923) has enchanting place-descriptions, including the great chörten at Tashiding, the legendary university at Nalanda, and Gangtok. Also do not skip the chapter on necromancy! Then go read H. H. Risley's Gazetteer of Sikhim (1894).

Alex and his droogs



"There was me--that is, Alex--and my three droogs: that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milk plus, milk plus velocet, or synthemesc, or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence."

Seven salted piglets


Note that item in the lower-right corner:


Also worry about mortal injury from the effect on body of 10 inches of mud.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Apparitions of Gorgons



Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Apparitions of Hamlet

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Kalketrappes

Rev. Skeat writes: "Kalketrappes, calthrops or caltrops; defined by Webster as 'an instrument with four iron points [fastened to a ball] so disposed that, three of them being on the ground, the other projects upward.'" (258) Now compare Go Go Yubari, using her morning star chain adaptation of this medieval torture device before Uma slices her:

Shown below on either side of her boss O-Ren Ishii, Go Go appears to have two different weapons:

Now listen to the music that starts the scene.

Doctor Faustj Grewlich End vnnd SPectackell

Also geschahe es zwischen zwelff vnnd Ein Vhr jnn Mitternacht / Das gegen dem hauß her ein grosser vngestiemer wind gieng / So Das hauß vmbgeben / als ob es alles zugrund wolt gehn / vnnd das hauß zu Boden reyssen Darab die Studenten vermeinten zuuerzagen sprangen auss dem Betth vnnd hueben an einander zutrösten / wolten auss der Kamer nicht/

Der Wirt Lief auss dem hauß / Da Er sonnst jnn den andern heusern kein vngestyem spiret / dann eben jnn seinem hauß / jnn dem Wind (.dann die Studenten neher lagen bey der Stuben / darJnn Doctor Faustus ward.) hörten Sie ein grewliches pfeiffen / als ob Schlanngen/ Ottern / vnnd anndere Thier jm hauß wehren / Bald geht Doctor Faustus thur jnn der Stuben / Der hueb an Mordio vnnd schrey vmb hilff / aber kaum mit halber stym / Da hört man jn nicht mehr schreyen.

Wie es nun tag ward / Vnd die Studenten die gantze Nacht nichts geschlaffen hetten / seind Sie jnn die Stuben ganngen / Darjnn Doctor Faustus gewesen / sahen sie kein Faustum mehr / sonder nichts dann die Stuben Voller Bluett / Das hyrn klebt an der wand Dann der Feindt jn von einer Wand zu der Andern geschlagen hett / jtem seine Augen Da/ vnnd ettliche zeen ein greuliches Spectacul.

Die Studenten hueben an zu Clagen vnnd zu waynen suechten jn allenthalben / Da Sie herauß bey dem Myst den Leyb funden / welcher greulich anzusehen ward/ Der Kopff vnd alle glyder schlotterten.

Dise Studenten vnnd Magistrj so gemelt vnd bey dess Doctor Faustj Todt gewesen / haben souil erlanngt / Das man jn / jnn disem Dorff begraben hat / sein darauff auch jnn dess D: Faustj Behaussung ganngen/ Da Sie sein Famulum den Wagner gefunden / der sich seines Meysters vbel gehueb /

(usw.)

Monday, May 16, 2005

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space


Boccioni's "Unique Forms of Continuity in Space" has returned home to the new MoMA. But just how does MoMA's Boccioni differ from the "Unique Forms of Continuity in Space" at the Met? Here are the details:

MoMA catalog: Umberto Boccioni. (Italian, 1882-1916). Unique Forms of Continuity in Space. 1913 (cast 1931). Bronze, 43 7/8 x 34 7/8 x 15 3/4" (111.2 x 88.5 x 40 cm). Acquired through the Lillie P. Bliss Bequest

Met catalog: Umberto Boccioni (Italian, 1882–1916) Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, 1913 Bronze; H. 48 x 15 1/2 x 36 in. (121.9 x 15 1/2 x 91.4 cm) Bequest of Lydia Winston Malbin, 1989 (1990.38.3)

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Domo-Kun & twin brother go noodling


Just back from NHK tour in Japan, Domo-Kun and his twin brother were seen noodling in a refrigerator, stumbling over a package of Chinese-style noodles.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Death Mask of Agamemnon

Yellow view

Ancient and modern versions:


Pounded Gold (?1550 BCE) vs. Contemporary Radioscopic (2005)

Friday, May 13, 2005

Padang food

friend wrote:
Aha.  Oops.  There are some genuinely delicious Padang places in Indonesia, and the Indonesians seem to treat Padang food as the most natural thing to eat in restaurants, even versus the Javanese and Balinese cuisines amply represented in the larger cities, or Chinese food. This is mysterious to me because Padang food here is normally arranged on plates and bowls in the restaurant window; it sits there cold all day attracting flies. Sometimes it's warmed up when served, sometimes not, and except in the very best places, it's nothing special. Nothing special. (In fact, sometimes it's downright disgusting.) In Padang itself, I know of several simple places where the Padang food is indeed good. The idea that Padang food is the world's spiciest is puzzling; some is spicy, some less so, but it doesn't hold a candle to the fire of roadside tandoori food outside of Bombay in my memory. All of Indonesian culture, including cuisine, bears the imprint of nearby India, and a glance at the map one day showed me this place Indonesia is geographically nothing more than the continuation of the Indian geographical features that run down under the Indian Ocean popping up now and then to become the Andaman and Nicobar Islands til they emerge again as Sumatra. Which means the food smells and tastes something like Indian food, especially the food of south India (particularly the Karnataka-Kerala southwest coast, with its heavy use of coconut, oils, chile pepper, and fragrant spices. It doesn't resemble Tamil cuisine much at all.) The great revelation in Padang is a little joint which serves a terrific ikan bakar (baked fish) which has a tandoori-ish sauce. In fact, it reminds me of the fish tandoori places in Khar, the Punjabi area in Bombay (if it hasn't changed since I left in 1985.)  (Nothing like a Friday night visit to the Hazara Hotel in Khar, passing blocks of stands red with hanging tandoori fish. Kebabs are the thing at the Hazara Hotel, if it's still there, and the toilet in the tiny, cheap place is probably still the most frighteningly vermin-infested I've seen in a career of unsanitary toilets.) What a disappointment after my first visit to Padang, coming back to try a recommended ikan bakar stall in Medan where the fish was bland, bony and unappealing. Now that I'm off Atkins, I can do martabak without guilt. Which, now that you mention it, is what New York needs next; a good martabak joint.  (Now that Mexican boys are selling fresh churros on the lower steps of the IRT at Grand Central Station, why not, finally, some hot fresh martabak down there, where the culinary need is so great?) Perhaps some young Palembang entrepreneurs would be willing to move to the U.S.
 
Ask the lady what she thinks about martabak (MAR-tuh-bock.)  Maybe there's already a place to get it in Queens?

mister_fresh wrote:
Oh yessir I knew that's what you meant. What I wanted to ascertain was whether the Indonesian laundry lady knew of Padang places that we'd not heard of. It seems although she thought she had, in actuality she had not. In other words, she did not wish to say she did not know, which of course, she didn't.

Dead dictators



Pol Pot (dead) | Bokassa (alive)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

FQ Book V

THE FIFTH BOOKE

Contayning

THE LEGEND OF ARTEGALL


SO oft as I with state of present time,
The image of the antique world compare,
When as mans age was in his freshest prime,
And the first blossome of faire vertue bare,
Such oddes I finde twixt those, and these which are,
As that, through long continuance of his course,
Me seemes the world is runne quite out of square,
From the first point of his appointed sourse,
And being once amisse growes daily wourse and wourse.

Flapdragons and hogsheads

title or description

Love's Labor's Lost

title or description

The Winter's Tale


II Henry IV


Traditional weights & measures (PDF)

friend wrote:
All brewers in this country are faced with the hogshead situation. For beer may not leave the bonded premesis of the brewery in any vessel larger than a hogshead. Our hogshead is exactly 62 US gallons, actually an unwieldy vessel when full, weighing in excess of 600 lbs, much bigger than the largest common UK size vessel, the kilderkin.