Paper Shredding Solutions

With all the recent talk about paper shredding solutions, Mr. Fresh would like to share his own recipe for receipt soup, developed in February 2004. Directions:



Add freshly shredded paper to pot, cover with water, then boil 20 minutes.



Cook your receipt soup until desired consistency is reached. You can drain your soup in a colander, form into a ball, then let dry. The possibilities are endless! For example, you can spray-paint your receipt soup balls and sell to art galleries.